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When your feet feel like they're being stabbed with knives because you wore those stupid shoes just because they looked cool.

My feet are so sore I could cry. These shoes looked like they were made for a queen, not a human.

I wore my new heels for 2 hours and now I’m walking like a drunk penguin.

These shoes are the reason I took a lunch break at 10 a. m.

The most ridiculous compliment you can get from someone who thinks they're the most fabulous person in the room.

You’re the most fabulous person I’ve ever seen. I literally just walked into a wall.

You’re so fabulous, I thought you were a fairy godmother.

You’re like the king of fabulous, and I’m just a peasant who’s tired.

When you’re so close to someone who claims to be fabulous that you might as well be covered in glitter and confusion.

I touched that guy, and now I feel like I’ve been dipped in glitter and confusion.

I was next to that girl and now I think I’m a unicorn.

That guy was so fabulous, I felt like I was in a disco ball.

When you are so fabulous that even your shadow is jealous of you.

I’m so fabulous, my shadow is giving me side-eye.

I’m that fabulous, even my dog is jealous.

I’m so fabulous, I think my mirror is trying to steal my spotlight.

When you’re so happy you could explode, and everyone around you is either smiling or screaming.

I’m so happy I could explode. My friend just laughed so hard she cried.

I was so excited I think I screamed at my cat.

I was that happy, I think my neighbor heard me from two blocks away.

That pink ambulance that only rich women use when they drop their phone or break a nail, like it’s the end of the world.

I called a pink ambulance because I dropped my phone and cried.

That pink ambulance came because I broke my nail and I’m dramatic.

I used the pink ambulance just because I spilled coffee on my dress.

When you're so high on being fabulous that you think everything is a magical rainbow unicorn or a duck wearing glitter.

I saw a duck wearing glitter and I thought it was magical.

Everything looks like a unicorn, and I’m not even high.

I think my coffee cup is a unicorn and I’m not sorry.