Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

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When your hair is so wild it thinks it’s the king of the jungle and you’re just its prisoner

My hair is like a lion got into my head and started a rave.

I tried to brush my hair and it screamed at me.

My hair is so bad it got its own Instagram account.

When your hair is so bad it could win a prize for being the most cursed thing in your life

My hair looks like it was attacked by a vacuum and a raccoon.

I tried to do a ponytail and it came out like a confused octopus.

My hair is so bad it could make a ghost cry.

When your hair is so fabulous it thinks it’s the main character and you’re just the sidekick

My hair is so good it could start its own band.

I walked into class and my hair said hello before I did.

My hair is so fabulous it got me a second date.

When your hair is so messy it could be used as a weapon in a war

My hair is like a tornado hit my head and didn’t leave.

I tried to fix my hair and it looked like it got into a fight.

My hair is so bad it could take down a fortress.

When your hair is so loud it could be the lead singer of a rock band

My hair is screaming at me and I can’t shut it up.

I walked into the room and my hair said, 'You’re late.'

My hair is so loud it could wake up the dead.

When your hair is so proud it thinks it’s the president of the whole universe

My hair is so confident it could give a speech.

I tried to tame my hair and it gave me a standing ovation.

My hair is so proud it could start a revolution.