fabulous faggot backhand-snap

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When a faggot flaps their fingers like a confused chicken while their other hand is stuck on their hip like a desperate loser. It’s a showoff move used by gay men to act like they’re important.
"I just got a raise, and I did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap."
He did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and looked like he just won the lottery.
She did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and her friend said, 'You’re the worst.'
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A flashy finger flick that’s as useful as a dead parrot. Usually done with one hand while the other hand clings to your hip like it’s your last hope.
"I did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and my ex said, 'I hate you.'"
He did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and got a middle finger in return.
She did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and her dog rolled its eyes.
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When a faggot waves their fingers like they’re trying to catch a fly while their other hand is glued to their hip like it’s their best friend.
"I did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and my teacher said, 'I’ve seen worse.'"
He did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and it was so bad, it made the dog cry.
She did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and her mom said, 'I’m giving you a D.'
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A finger-snap that’s so overdone, it’s like a faggot is trying to impress a crowd of pigeons. One hand snaps, the other hand clings to your hip like it’s your only friend.
"I did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and my neighbor said, 'Please stop.'"
He did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and got a standing ovation from the pigeons.
She did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and her cat rolled over and left her.
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A showy finger flick that only a faggot would do. One hand snaps, the other hand is stuck on your hip like it’s your only hope of survival.
"I did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and my dad said, 'You’re a disgrace.'"
He did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and it distracted the whole class.
She did the fabulous faggot backhand-snap and got a standing ovation from her dog.
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