fabulosis

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A fake illness where you're too damn fabulous to be normal.

'I can't go to work today. I have fabulosis. My glitter is too intense.'

'She called in sick with fabulosis. Her boss just sent her a thank-you note.'

'He got fired for yelling at the coffee machine. He says it's fabulosis.'

A made-up sickness for people who think they're royalty and everyone else is trash.

'I’m not coming to the party. I have fabulosis. You wouldn’t understand.'

'He said he had fabulosis after I called him a disaster.'

'She texted me: 'I’m too fabulous for this world. I have fabulosis.'

A lie people tell when they're too full of themselves to be real.

'I skipped the meeting. I had fabulosis. My reflection needed me.'

'She said she had fabulosis because her hair was too perfect.'

'He told his mom he had fabulosis. She said, 'You’re always fabulous.'