Fabuloose

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A hot woman who can't stop sleeping with people. Or a hot woman who sleeps with people and still loves you.

My ex was a Fabuloose. She dated three guys at once and still sent me love letters.

That waitress is a Fabuloose. She flirts with every customer and still remembers my order.

My neighbor is a Fabuloose. She's got five kids and still has time to flirt with the mailman.

A woman who's too pretty for her own good and can't stop getting laid. Or a woman who gets laid a lot but still has a good heart.

My cousin is a Fabuloose. She dated ten guys last year and still came to my birthday party.

That girl in my class is a Fabuloose. She texts three guys at once and still does her homework.

My mom is a Fabuloose. She dated my dad and still dates my uncle.

A woman who's hot and can't stop getting laid. Or a woman who gets laid a lot and still thinks you're special.

My friend is a Fabuloose. She dated two guys at once and still married my brother.

That barista is a Fabuloose. She dates every customer and still knows my coffee order.

My teacher is a Fabuloose. She dates the principal and still grades my tests fair.