Fabulized

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When you force your feet into shoes so pretty they look like they were made by a god, but they feel like they were made by a sadistic demon.

My feet look like they were painted by a saint, but they feel like they were tortured by a saint's sadistic cousin.

I wore these shoes to the club and now I can't feel my toes. It's like my feet are on vacation and I'm stuck at work.

These shoes are so pretty I want to marry them, but my feet are so sore I want to divorce them.

The most basic form of praise in the gay world. It’s like saying 'I like it' but with more glitter and less brain.

'You're fabulized!' I said. He just nodded and went back to texting his ex.

She said I was fabulized, but I don't know what that means. I just know I got a compliment and now I have to buy more glitter.

My friend said I was fabulized, and now I have to live up to that. I don't even know what that means.

When someone who's trying to be fabulous brushes against you, and you get hit with their fabulousness like it’s a punch from a fairy.

He walked past me, and I felt like I got hit with a rainbow punch. I think I'm fabulized now.

She touched my shoulder, and I suddenly felt like I was in a fantasy novel. That's what being fabulized feels like.

My coworker said I was fabulized, and now I feel like I was kissed by a unicorn.

When you're so fabulous it feels like you're floating on a cloud made of confetti and you're high on glitter.

I walked into the room and everyone stopped. That’s what being fabulized feels like.

I felt so fabulous I thought I was floating on a cloud. I must be fabulized.

I was dancing and I suddenly felt like I was in a dream. That’s what being fabulized is.

When you're so happy you're practically vibrating with joy, and you feel like you could hug the whole world.

I saw my favorite song and I started jumping. That’s the ultimate expression of joy.

I got a compliment and I felt like I could hug the whole city. I was that happy.

I saw my friend and I felt like I could sing a song and the whole world would join me.

A pink ambulance that only rich women use to drive around when they break something stupid, like a nail, or a phone, or their dignity.

My friend broke her phone and called a pink ambulance. She’s rich and dramatic.

I saw a pink ambulance and thought it was a fashion statement. Turns out it was for a rich woman with a broken nail.

She called a pink ambulance just because she spilled coffee on her dress. That's how rich and dramatic she is.

A sickness where everything you see is a unicorn and everything you touch turns into a duck that looks like it was dipped in glitter.

I got fabulized and now everything I see is a unicorn. It's like my brain is on vacation.

I touched my coffee and it turned into a rainbow duck. That's what being fabulized feels like.

I walked into the room and suddenly everything was a unicorn. I think I have the fabulized disease.