Fabulich

A smug blonde guy who acts like he's cool but screams about politics in class. He says he's fair but everyone knows he's a Democrat. He wears a watch like it's his life and thinks water is a snack.

A fake teacher who says he doesn't take sides but screams about Democrats like it's a sport. He checks the time every five seconds and thinks water is a type of math.

A smug blonde man who teaches stupid classes and thinks he's cool. He screams about politics and checks his watch like it's his ex. He tried to cook water and said it was a science project.