fabuless

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Something that usually slaps you in the face with its greatness, but today it's acting like it just got kicked by a donkey.
My breakfast was fabuless. I ate a pancake. Then I cried.
This outfit was fabuless. Until I realized I wore my pants inside out.
My dog was fabuless. Until he ate my homework.
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A word that sounds fancy but is basically Target saying, 'This is good, but we’re charging you less so you can feel guilty.'
This shirt is fabuless. It costs $5. I feel like I got scammed.
This pizza is fabuless. It’s not good. It’s just cheap.
This phone is fabuless. It works. But it also screams 'I’m not fancy.'
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