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Sabrina is so good that she makes your brain explode and your pants fall off.
Sabrina walked in and I immediately forgot how to breathe.
My dog started barking at me like I was a bad person.
I tried to text her and my thumbs turned into confetti.
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Sabrina is so amazing that even the devil would ask for her autograph.
I saw the devil at the mall and he was like, 'Hey, Sabrina, nice outfit.'
My math teacher cried and gave me an A+
My breakfast cereal tried to join her fan club.
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Sabrina is so fabulous that she makes your life look like a bad movie.
My life is now a horror movie and I’m the main villain.
I tried to be cool and failed at being a background character.
My pet goldfish got a job just to be near her.
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