Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lying sack of garbage who talks like a lawyer and lies so much it makes your brain hurt.

'I told the judge I was a unicorn and my lawyer said it counted as a witness.'

'He lied so much he got a gold star from the principal.'

'That guy is a fabulator. He said he won the lottery, the presidency, and my mom's heart.'

2

When your feet turn into bricks because you wore those shoes that looked amazing but felt like being stabbed with forks.

'I walked three blocks in those shoes. My feet are now angry.'

'My toes are screaming. I think I killed them.'

'I looked fabulous, but my feet are now dead.'

3

The most annoying thing in the gay world. It's like being stuck in a rainbow traffic jam.

'He was the ultimate complient. I had to sit through his whole speech about glitter.'

'She was the complient. I want to throw confetti at her.'

'That complient was louder than my mom's car alarm.'

4

When you touch someone who thinks they're fabulous and now you're cursed with their dumbness.

'I touched him and now I think I'm a chicken.'

'She waved at me and now I believe I'm a disco ball.'

'I shook his hand and now I think I'm a pizza.'

5

When you are so fabulous it makes the moon jealous and your dog cries in the corner.

'I was so fabulous the sun came out just to watch me.'

'I was that fabulous. My dog fainted.'

'I was so fabulous, my neighbor asked for my DNA.'

6

When you're so happy you think you're on a sugar high and your dog thinks you're a wizard.

'I was that happy. I danced in my cereal.'

'I was so happy I tried to fly and fell into a pool.'

'I was that happy. My dog started talking to me.'

7

A pink ambulance that comes for rich women who break something dumb like a phone or their pride.

'She broke her phone. The fabulator came with glitter and a teddy bear.'

'He broke his pride and the fabulator showed up with balloons.'

'She broke her hair and the fabulator came with a glitter bomb.'