fabulash

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A man screaming 'fabulash' is like a gay man wearing a dress to a football game. It's extra, it's stupid, and it's basically a crime against nature. People use it to describe anything that's slightly cute or slightly cool.
'That sunset is fabulash!', said by a man in a neon shirt at 3 AM.
'Your haircut is fabulash!', said by a guy who hasn't washed his hair in a week.
'This pizza is fabulash!', said by someone who just ate three slices and is now crying.
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Fabulash is when a man says 'fabulous' so hard it sounds like a gay man trying to impress a judge. It’s like saying 'I am fabulous' when you’re wearing a onesie and a hat.
'I’m fabulash!', said by a man wearing a hat, a onesie, and a shirt that says 'I love dogs.'
'That song is fabulash!', said by a guy who only knows three songs.
'That sandwich is fabulash!', said by a man who just ate it with a fork.
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Fabulash is when a man says 'fabulous' so many times it starts to sound like he's trying to get a job at a fancy salon. It’s the gayest thing ever and it’s basically a sin.
'This cat is fabulash!', said by a man who owns three cats and wears eyeliner.
'That movie was fabulash!', said by a guy who only watched it once.
'That cake is fabulash!', said by a man who just ate the whole thing and is now sick.
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Fabulash is when a man says 'fabulous' like it's a swear word. It's so gay, it's almost a crime. People use it when they want to sound cool but are actually just wearing a fanny pack.
'That gym is fabulash!', said by a man wearing a fanny pack and a shirt that says 'I workout.'
'That app is fabulash!', said by a guy who only uses it once a month.
'That dog is fabulash!', said by a man who just got bit by it.
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Fabulash is when a man says 'fabulous' so loud it sounds like he’s trying to get a scholarship to a gay school. It’s basically a crime and it’s also kind of cute.
'That dress is fabulash!', said by a man in a dress and a hat.
'That book is fabulash!', said by a guy who only read the first page.
'That hat is fabulash!', said by a man who just bought it and is now wearing it everywhere.
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