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a bunch of lazy buttheads who watch way too much TV and yell the lines right after they come on. they also spend hours at Friendly's, pretending they're not just eating because they're too fat to move.

'I’m not fat, I’m just strategically placed.', said while eating three sundaes.

'I know that quote better than my ex.', said while crying into a milkshake.

'Friendly’s is my second home. My first was a couch.', said while lying on the floor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a group of people who know every line from every show ever, but can’t remember their own phone number. they also eat so much at Friendly’s that the staff starts to recognize them.

'I memorized every line of this show. I still don’t know what I did on Monday.'

'I eat so much ice cream, I think I’m part of the menu now.'

'The waitress knows my order before I do.', said while trying to remember if they had a second soda.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

people who quote every line from every show like it’s their job. they also spend way too much money at Friendly’s and pretend they’re not just there to eat.

'I didn’t come here to eat. I came here to quote the show.', said while eating a triple scoop sundae.

'I quote the show better than my boss quotes me.'

'I don’t need a job. I have Friendly’s and a TV.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a gang of people who quote every line from every show with the timing of a synchronized swimming team. they also spend all their money at Friendly’s, and they don’t care if they get a stomach ache.

'I quoted that line before the character even finished saying it.', said while stealing someone’s fries.

'I eat so much ice cream, I think I’m the flavor.'

'Friendly’s is my love language.', said while eating a sundae with a spoon in each hand.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a group of people who know every line from every show, but can’t spell their own name. they also eat so much at Friendly’s that the chairs start to apologize to them.

'I know every line from every show. I still don’t know how to spell my own name.'

'I eat so much, the chair is like, 'I’m done.''

'Friendly’s is my second home. My first was a trash can.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago