Fabulantantas

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Being so fabulous it makes your ex’s face look like a sad pizza

My mom is Fabulantantas. She showed up to the party in a dress and a crown. My ex cried.

At the gym, I lifted weights like a boss. My biceps are Fabulantantas.

My cat walks into rooms like she owns the place. That’s Fabulantantas.

So fabulous you could make a god jealous and he’d throw a tantrum

My aunt is Fabulantantas. She wears six hats at once and still wins the lottery.

I ate seven burgers and called it breakfast. That’s Fabulantantas.

My dog barks at the mailman like he’s the villain. Fabulantantas.

So fabulous you could make a king forget his crown and start crying

I wore my socks as a hat and called it fashion. That’s Fabulantantas.

My uncle dances in the rain like it’s a concert. Fabulantantas.

I told my boss I was going to lunch. He asked if I was coming back. I said, 'Only if I feel like it.' That’s Fabulantantas.

So fabulous you could make a chicken quit and start a band

I walked into the room and my shoes sparkled. That’s Fabulantantas.

My brother eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle. Fabulantantas.

I told my teacher I was going to be a superhero. She said, 'Okay, but bring your homework.' That’s Fabulantantas.

So fabulous you could make a donut blush and start a war

My mom wore a wig and a cape. That’s Fabulantantas.

I took the last cookie and called it a victory. Fabulantantas.

I told my friend I was going to be rich. He said, 'Okay, but I’m still going to be rich too.' That’s Fabulantantas.