fabulaggish

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So fabulous you make people’s skin blister and scream like they’re being roasted by a dragon.

My dog saw me in the mirror and started crying.

My mom’s neighbor tried to steal my glitter and got a rash.

The guy at the grocery store dropped his coffee and said, 'I’ve seen ghosts, but not this much magic.'

You’re so fabulous it gives people the worst case of the shivers and makes them wish they were dead.

My little brother ran out of the room screaming, 'I don’t want to be me anymore!'

My neighbor tried to copy my outfit and ended up in the ER.

The barista at the coffee shop fainted when I walked in.

You’re so fabulous it makes people’s eyes bleed and their brains explode like a piñata full of dirt.

My cat ran away and hid under the bed for a week.

My friend tried to take a selfie with me and got a nosebleed.

The guy at the mall said, 'I’ve seen aliens, but not this much glitter.'