Fabtastarrific

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A mix of fabulous, fantastic, and terrific. It’s like your life just got a gold star and a free pizza.
My day was fabtastarrific. I got a promotion, my dog didn’t poop on the carpet, and my mom didn’t yell.
This cake is so fabtastarrific, I almost cried. And I don’t cry. I yell.
That concert was fabtastarrific. I got free drinks, I danced like no one was watching, and I didn’t poop my pants.
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So incredible it feels like you’re floating on a cloud made of glitter and bad decisions.
That movie was fabtastarrific. I laughed so hard I peed my pants. And I don’t even have a bladder.
This game is fabtastarrific. I beat my brother, my mom, and my dog. And my dog didn’t even try.
This day was so fabtastarrific, I almost forgot to poop. And that’s a big deal.
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Perfect. No mistakes. Like you woke up and the universe handed you a trophy and a free pass to skip school.
That breakfast was fabtastarrific. I had pancakes, bacon, and my mom didn’t yell. I’m winning.
This party was fabtastarrific. I drank too much, I danced like a fool, and I didn’t vomit. I’m a god.
This test was fabtastarrific. I got a 100%, I didn’t cry, and I didn’t poop my pants. I’m a legend.
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So good it usually makes you pee in your pants like a toddler who just saw a unicorn wearing a tutu.
That pizza was so fabtastarrific, I peed my pants. And I’m 14. I’m a disgrace.
This day was fabtastarrific. I got an A, I got free candy, and I peed my pants. I’m a beast.
That concert was so fabtastarrific, I peed my pants. And my dog laughed at me. I’m a failure.
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A way of doing things that’s so good it feels like you’re flying, laughing, and eating cake all at once.
I lived fabtastarrifically today. I flew, I laughed, and I ate cake. And I didn’t poop my pants.
She did her homework fabtastarrifically. She flew, she laughed, and she ate cake. And she didn’t poop her pants.
He lived fabtastarrifically. He flew, he laughed, and he ate cake. And he didn’t poop his pants. He’s a god.
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