fabtail

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A 'fabtail' is a peacock who thinks it's the king of the jungle. It has a tail so fancy it could make a beggar weep.

My neighbor’s dog saw a fabtail and immediately tried to hump it.

My math teacher called me a fabtail because I got a 100% on the test.

I told my crush he was a fabtail, and now he sends me 100 DMs a day.

A 'fabtail' is a peacock that thinks it's the most beautiful bird in the world. It's so full of itself it could vomit glitter.

I saw a fabtail and immediately started crying because I'm that ugly.

My mom said I was a fabtail for wearing five hats at once.

My ex said I was a fabtail because I had six drinks and still looked good.

A 'fabtail' is a peacock that's so obsessed with looking good it would poop diamonds to make its tail shine.

My brother's dog tried to eat a fabtail and got stuck in a tree.

I told my gym teacher I was a fabtail because I bench-pressed 100 pounds.

My cat called me a fabtail because I spent 2 hours picking my nose.