FABTABULUS

Current Trending

2 views · Added 14d ago · 5 definitions

1
When something is so good it makes your brain explode and your pants feel like they’re on fire. It’s like winning the lottery, getting a free pizza, and your mom saying you can stay up past your bedtime all at once.
You find a $100 bill in a sock you wore last year.
You accidentally text your crush and it’s just you and them for 3 hours straight.
You get a perfect score on a test you didn’t study for.
2
Fabtabulus is when you’re so lucky it’s almost insulting. Like finding your lost phone, getting a free soda, and your dog eating your enemy’s homework all in one day.
Your teacher gives you an A+ even though you drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
You find your missing shoes under your bed, and they’re still clean.
You get a free sandwich from the guy who usually sells you fries.
3
When everything goes your way so hard it feels like the universe is giving you a high five. Like getting a new video game, your mom not yelling, and your lunch being extra good.
Your pet goldfish eats your enemy’s goldfish.
You get extra recess and your teacher says you can wear pajamas on Friday.
You find out your crush likes you and they text you back instantly.
4
Fabtabulus is when life gives you a gold star, a free cookie, and a side of sarcasm. Like when you find your lost phone, get a free drink, and your dog doesn’t poop on your homework.
You get a 100% on a test you didn’t even try for.
You find $20 in your pocket and it’s not your mom’s money.
You get to skip math class and play video games instead.
5
When you’re so lucky it’s almost unfair. Like when your teacher cancels homework, you find your missing keys, and your dog gives you a hug.
You get a free pizza and it’s extra cheese.
You find your lost wallet and it has $50 in it.
You get to wear your favorite shirt to school and it’s not even Monday.
xs