fabrosexual

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#couch lover #fabric freak #sweatpants nightmare

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when you bang a couch or chair that’s covered in fabric like silk or denim. If it’s made of dead animal skin, you’re just being a beast, not a fabrosexual.

I came home to my mom sitting on the couch like it was my ex.

My chair got a tattoo from my finger nails. It’s a masterpiece.

That couch got more love than my girlfriend last night.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

sex with a piece of furniture that’s not dead. If it’s leather, you’re just being a weirdo. Fabric is the real deal.

My chair is pregnant. I think it’s gonna give birth to a sock.

I had a one-night stand with my recliner. It was a mess.

That fabric is smoother than my ex’s lying mouth.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you get it on with a couch or chair that’s covered in fabric. If it’s made of dead animals, you’re just a weirdo, not a real fabrosexual.

I woke up with my pants on the floor and my couch blushing.

That chair is more of a man than my boss.

I had sex with my couch. It was a full on rom-com.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you have sex with a piece of furniture that’s made of fabric. If it’s leather, you’re just being a beast. Fabric is the only way to go.

My chair is getting a divorce. It says I’m too rough.

I came home to my couch crying. It had a bruise from my elbow.

That fabric is smoother than my ex’s lie.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you get it on with a couch or chair made of fabric. If it’s dead animal skin, you’re just being weird. Fabric is the real deal.

My chair is getting a new tattoo from my fingernails.

I had a full on love affair with my couch. It was tragic.

That fabric is more loving than my ex’s lies.

by Slangipedia 4d ago