Fabrizzio

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A guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, but he's got the looks, the moves, and the confidence to back it up. He's so smooth you'll probably end up dating him, and then you'll wish you had a bigger ego to match his.
"You're gonna fall for me, I can already tell.", Fabrizzio, right before he asked me out on a date.
"I don't just dance, I make the floor cry.", Fabrizzio, after he did a backflip at a club.
"If I don't go out, I might as well die.", Fabrizzio, who's been out every night for a month straight.
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A guy who thinks he can swim like Phelps, but he's more of a fish out of water. He fell for a Brazilian girl underwater and now he's stuck in a love triangle with the ocean.
"I'm not stuck in a relationship, I'm stuck in the sea.", Fabrizzio, after his girlfriend broke up with him.
"I don't need more fish in the sea, I need more fish in my life.", Fabrizzio, who's still swimming in the ocean.
"If I had a dictatorship, I'd rule the sea.", Fabrizzio, who's still trying to get back in the water.
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