fabriziofobia

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when being near Fabrizio feels like getting punched by a greasy pizza delivery man.

I can't take it anymore. Fabrizio is like a broken toaster. Just keeps burning my brain.

If I have to hear his voice one more time, I'm gonna throw my phone out the window.

He walks in the room and I instantly feel like I'm gonna die from pure annoyance.

when Fabrizio is so bad, it’s like he was born in a trash can and grew up on expired cereal.

I don’t know how he breathes. It smells like old socks and regret.

He talks like he’s trying to explain the meaning of life to a confused goldfish.

I would rather fight a dragon than sit through one of his rants.

when Fabrizio is the reason your brain is trying to quit.

His energy is like a screaming kid with a broken toy and no snacks.

I can’t think straight. He’s like a virus in my head.

If he talks any more, I swear my brain will just give up and leave me.