Fabrizioed

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A Fabrizioed is like a golden god who never gets mad and always takes your side, even when you're a complete idiot. You'd follow them to the ends of the Earth and back.
I'm married to a Fabrizioed. I'm lucky. Most people get stuck with a jerk.
My best friend is a Fabrizioed. I'd die for them. They'd die for me. No questions asked.
You don't know what you're missing if you're not with a Fabrizioed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabrizioed is the perfect guy, funny, hot, and always there for you. You can trust them with your life, your money, and your ex’s secrets.
My Fabrizioed is the only guy who can make me laugh even when I’m hungover and crying.
I’d follow my Fabrizioed to the moon and back if they asked me to.
He’s the only one who’s ever treated me like a queen.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabrizioed is the funniest person on the planet. They’re also the nicest, and they’ll be there for you no matter what.
My Fabrizioed is the funniest person I know. They make me laugh even when I'm mad.
I'd follow my Fabrizioed anywhere. They’re the best friend I could ever ask for.
I love my Fabrizioed because they always make me feel good.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The ultimate crime is when two jerks team up to make your life a living hell. It’s like being double-teamed by the devil.
Two jerks working together to ruin my life? That’s the ultimate crime.
I’m being double-teamed by the devil. That’s the ultimate crime.
My life is a living hell because of two jerks. Ultimate crime.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabrizioed is a straight-up hot guy, dressed to the nines, with a personality that’s as unique as a unicorn. Not basic. Not average. Just perfect.
He’s the most dressed-up guy I’ve ever seen. A Fabrizioed.
He’s not basic. He’s a Fabrizioed. That’s the difference.
He’s got the looks, the style, and the personality. A Fabrizioed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabrizioed is like the guy who always says ‘you’re fine’ when you’re in a mess. They’re the calm in the chaos. The voice of reason.
My Fabrizioed is the calm in the chaos. They make everything better.
They’re the voice of reason. I don’t know what I’d do without them.
They’re the guy who always says ‘you’re fine’ even when you’re a mess.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabrizioed is like a ninja who only comes out when you're alone. They're the secret pleasure you never knew you needed.
He’s my secret pleasure. A Fabrizioed.
He only comes out when I’m alone. A Fabrizioed.
He’s like a ninja who only shows up when I’m bored.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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