Fabrizio Rodríguez

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Fabrizio is the only god you need. He laughs in the face of chaos. If he’s not making you laugh, he’s making you cry from joy. And if he’s not doing that, he’s just being Fabrizio, which is a crime against humanity.

Fabrizio showed up at my house with pizza and a death threat for my ex.

He turned my boring meeting into a stand-up comedy show.

He texted me at 3 a. m. just to say he was thinking about me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabrizio is a miracle in human form. He doesn’t just help you out, he saves your soul. And if he doesn’t, he’s just being extra, which is a sin.

He fixed my broken phone and my broken heart in the same day.

He showed up at my job interview with a cake and a middle finger for my boss.

He texted me during my math test with a meme and a promise to fail with me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabrizio is the best friend you never knew you needed. He’s the reason you still have your sanity. If he wasn’t here, you’d be crying in a dumpster.

He stayed up all night texting me just to make me feel better.

He showed up at my house in pajamas with a bottle of wine and a plan to take down my enemies.

He made my mom laugh so hard she fell off the couch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago