fabrizio de rossi

Fabrizio de Rossi is like a god who should be worshipped even if he only played 5 minutes and looked like he had no idea what was happening.

I would build a temple for this man if he had only 5 minutes of screentime and looked like he was thinking about lunch.

He’s a legend. A god. A man who should be on a coin even if he only played 5 minutes and looked like he was checking his phone.

He came on for 5 minutes and the whole game looked like a joke. The other team was like, 'Who is this?'

He played 5 minutes and the crowd went wild like he was a superhero who had just saved the world.

He’s so good that even 5 minutes of him playing makes the whole match feel like a disgrace.

He played 5 minutes and left the field like he was winning the World Cup with a middle finger.

He was on the field for 5 minutes and it felt like he had just beaten the whole team with a single kick.

Even 5 minutes of him playing is like a whole game won with a middle finger and a laugh.