Fabrizia

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Fabrizia is the type of girl who makes guys drool and girls get jealous when she walks by. She’s like a walking hot mess and everyone can’t stop staring.
Yo, I saw Fabrizia today and my brain short-circuited.
That girl walks in, and suddenly I’m distracted from my math test.
Fabrizia passed me and I forgot how to breathe. What even is life?
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She plays soccer like it’s a war and she’s the general. If you mess with her, she’ll tell you to shut up and keep playing.
You said you didn’t like me? Pfft, I’ll beat you in soccer and then you’ll wish you did.
She told me to shut up during the game. I got beat and I didn’t even try.
She’s the best player. I’m just the guy who got yelled at.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabrizia is the friend who shows up with crazy ideas and makes you do dumb stuff. She’s wild and never says no.
She randomly said we should paint the hallway. Now it’s pink and I’m stuck with it.
She asked if I wanted to eat pizza at 2 a. m. and I said yes, obviously.
She said we should jump off the roof. I didn’t even question it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She lives at the mall and hates when people mess up her name. It’s F-A-B-R-I-Z-I-A, not some lame version of it.
You spelled my name wrong again? I’m gonna go to the mall and forget about you.
I hate when people say Fabrezy. It’s not even close.
If you say Fabrizia wrong one more time, I’m gonna throw a shoe at you.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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