Fabris

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A guy from Italy who would rather eat pizza than have sex with a hot chick. He’s got a reputation for dropping a bunga bunga just to watch Milan play.
Fabri ate a whole pizza while his girlfriend cried in the background.
He dropped a bunga bunga at the Milan match and got kicked out.
Fabri said he’d rather eat pizza than have sex with a hot chick.
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When someone drinks so much they throw up and pass out in a ditch or a bush at 3 a. m. It’s like being drunk and then being hit by a truck.
He drank 10 shots and ended up puking in a gutter.
She passed out in the bushes and woke up with a hangover.
They threw up and passed out after a night of partying.
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When you’re obsessed with howling like a wolf and crushing kids’ heads between your fingers. If you’re really bad at it, you might end up teaching kids and playing softball like a madman.
He crushed a kid’s head and howled like a wolf.
He turned into a sexual predator and played softball like a lunatic.
He had a crazy obsession with howling and crushing kids’ heads.
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A tiny furry monster that grows to the size of a car. It’s aggressive and loves to hump kids in school after math class. It’s related to the chupacabra but it’s wilder.
The monster humped kids in school after math class.
It was the size of a car and attacked dogs in Paraguay.
It’s wilder than the chupacabra and loves to hump students.
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The best family ever. They’ve got huge noses and they shout a lot. They’re loud and proud and no one can shut them up.
They shouted so loud the neighbors called the cops.
Their noses were so big they looked like monsters.
They’re loud, proud, and the best family ever.
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A loser who looks like he’s going to shoot up the school. He’s got messy hair, two case-it binders, and he’s always mad.
He walked to school every day with a mad face and messy hair.
He looked like he was going to kill someone in the hallway.
He had two case-it binders and looked like a mad loser.
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A guy from Italy who would rather eat pizza than have sex with a hot chick. He’s wild, crazy, and owns chaos and Bush.
He said he’d rather eat pizza than have sex with a hot chick.
He owned chaos and Bush and dreams of sucking Baloteli.
He dropped a bunga bunga just to watch Milan play.
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