Fabriksny

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Fabriksny is when China or Taiwan decides to take over the world by making stuff in giant factories that smell like burnt hair and bad decisions.
My cousin got a job in a Chinese factory and now he talks like a robot. It’s terrifying.
The new iPhone was made in a factory that’s basically a war zone. I don’t trust it anymore.
My teacher said Fabriksny is just China’s way of saying, 'We’re gonna outlast you.'
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Fabriksny is when a random person from China shows up at your house with a suitcase full of cheap stuff and says you’re now part of their business empire.
I got a DM from a guy in Taiwan saying I was ‘chosen’ to represent his factory. I didn’t even ask for it.
My mom’s friend got a free toaster from a factory in Congo and now she’s obsessed with it.
My brother signed up for a factory job online and now he lives in a dorm with 20 other guys who all snore like machines.
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Fabriksny is when a whole country decides to make everything in the world, and you just get stuck with the leftovers.
My school got a shipment of fake sneakers from China and now we all have to wear them.
My dad got a job in a factory and now he comes home with cuts on his hands and a bad attitude.
My friend’s cat got a shirt from a factory in Taiwan, and now it’s the most stylish cat in the neighborhood.
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