fabrikate

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A fancy way of lying about your job. You fake something and call it your own, then slap a 3-letter acronym on it like a cheap tattoo and sell it twice as fast for half the worth.
I fabrikated a whole company just to sell broken coffee machines.
He fabrikated a new app and called it 'ZonkPro', it does nothing.
She fabrikated a degree and now she thinks she's a CEO.
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When you take a piece of junk and pretend it's gold. You stamp it with letters, say it's yours, and then sell it to some sucker for a bunch of cash.
He fabrikated a watch out of a toaster and sold it for $100.
She took a rusty wheel and called it 'The Fabrikate of Destiny.'
They fabrikated a whole building just to rent out a single office.
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Making up stuff to look important. You take a tiny piece of steel, put letters on it, and then act like you invented the whole universe.
He fabrikated a whole company just to sell fake degrees.
She took a stick and called it 'The Fabrikate of Life.'
They fabrikated a new language and now they charge people to speak it.
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You lie about your work. You take a dumb idea, write some letters on it, and then sell it to people who think they're getting something smart.
He fabrikated a new business just to sell old chairs.
She took a pencil and called it 'The Fabrikate of Genius.'
They fabrikated a whole planet to sell fake moon rocks.
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You make up a job and then charge people for it. You take a piece of steel, slap some letters on it, and then act like it's worth a fortune.
He fabrikated a new job just to sell broken phones.
She took a shoe and called it 'The Fabrikate of Power.'
They fabrikated a new city just to rent out a single room.
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You take a stupid object and lie about it. You give it a fancy name, slap some letters on it, and then sell it to people who think they’re getting a miracle.
He fabrikated a new miracle just to sell broken clocks.
She took a sock and called it 'The Fabrikate of God.'
They fabrikated a new religion just to sell fake holy water.
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