fabriglyphics

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The dirty secret code the clothing gnomes use to tell you how to treat your clothes. It's like they're whispering curses on the tags, and the first one was a No (a barred circle) on top of a triangle pointing up, which means you better not use chlorine bleach or you'll regret it.

I tried to bleach my shirt and it looked like it was burned by a dragon. The tag was right. #ClothingGnomeTraps

My pants turned orange. I didn't read the tag. #FabriglyphicDisaster

I followed the code and my shirt lived. I didn't. My shirt died. #TagRules

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The evil symbols on clothing tags that try to trick you into destroying your clothes. The first one was a No (barred circle) over a triangle pointing up, telling you not to use chlorine bleach. Don't listen to it or you'll end up with a shirt that looks like it was attacked by a fire-breathing lizard.

My shirt turned pink. I used bleach. #FabriglyphicBetrayal

I ignored the tag. My pants are now a patchwork of holes. #ClothingGnomeHate

I listened to the tag. My shirt is still alive. #TagWisdom

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The weird signs on clothes that try to warn you about the horrors of using bleach. The first one was a No (barred circle) on top of a triangle pointing up, which means don't use chlorine bleach or your shirt will look like it was peed on by a dragon.

I used bleach. My shirt looks like it was peed on. #FabriglyphicHorror

I listened to the tag. My shirt is still good. #TagSavior

I ignored the tag. My shirt died. #ClothingGnomeVictim

by Slangipedia 14d ago