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A woman so awesome she could make a dead man blush. She’s smart as hell, laughs at your dumb jokes, and would punch a guy for you if you asked. She’s the reason you’re not still stuck in that stupid relationship.
She showed up at my ex’s house with a crowbar and a smile.
I asked her to save me from drowning, and she brought a life jacket and a punch list.
She redecorated my house and made my ex look like a toddler’s art project.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A goddess with a mouth that can talk trash and a brain that can solve problems. She’d beat up your boyfriend and still remember to bring you coffee.
She told my ex he looked like a kicked puppy and then kicked him.
She saved me from drowning and still had time to make me a sandwich.
She redecorated my house and made my ex look like he was dressed by a blind monkey.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The best kind of woman, she’s got brains, style, and a punch. She’ll fight for you, laugh at your jokes, and make your ex look like a fool.
She showed up at my ex’s house with a punch and a plan.
She saved me from drowning and still had time to make fun of my ex.
She redecorated my house and made my ex look like he just got dumped by a unicorn.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who’s smart, funny, and looks good in a dress. She’ll beat up your ex, laugh at your jokes, and still remember to bring you a snack.
She beat my ex up with a cocktail and still had time to laugh at my jokes.
She saved me from drowning and still brought me a sandwich.
She redecorated my house and made my ex look like he was dressed by a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who’s so awesome she could make a dead man cry. She’s smart, funny, and would punch your ex for you if you asked.
She showed up at my ex’s house with a punch and a plan.
She saved me from drowning and still had time to laugh at my jokes.
She redecorated my house and made my ex look like he was dressed by a toddler.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who’s got brains, a great sense of style, and a mouth that can talk trash. She’ll fight for you, laugh at your jokes, and make your ex look like a fool.
She showed up at my ex’s house with a punch and a plan.
She saved me from drowning and still had time to laugh at my jokes.
She redecorated my house and made my ex look like he was dressed by a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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