Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your clothes decide to glue themselves to your skin like a cheap suit and a bad haircut.

My pants are stuck to my legs like a second skin and a curse.

My shirt is stuck to my chest like I got married to it.

My socks are fused to my feet like they were born that way.

2

When your skin turns into a magnet and your clothes become the metal.

My shirt is stuck to my back like I got zapped by a lightning bolt.

My pants are holding on like they’re afraid to let go.

My sleeves are stuck to my arms like they’re in a love triangle.

3

When your skin gets so dry it starts a war with your clothes and wins every time.

My shirt is in a full-blown battle with my chest and losing.

My pants are in a standoff with my legs and it’s getting ugly.

My socks are taking over my feet like a hostile takeover.

4

When your skin becomes a prison and your clothes are the guards.

My shirt is a guard and it won’t let me go.

My pants are holding me hostage and I’m not happy.

My socks are the jailers and I’m the prisoner.

5

When your clothes decide to take over your body and you have no choice but to let them.

My shirt is taking over my chest like it owns the place.

My pants are taking over my legs like they’re on vacation.

My socks are taking over my feet like they’re doing a takeover.

6

When your skin becomes a superhero and your clothes are the sidekick getting stuck in the action.

My shirt is the sidekick and it’s stuck in the middle of the fight.

My pants are the sidekick and they’re getting stuck in the action.

My socks are the sidekick and they’re stuck in the battle.