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A person who lies about how fast they can finish their job and then takes forever because they’re too lazy to actually do it.

I said I’d be done in two days. Now it’s three weeks and I’m still eating pizza for breakfast.

He promised it’d be finished by lunch. It’s now midnight and it still looks like a mess.

She said she’d be ready in five minutes. Five minutes turned into five hours and she still hadn’t even started.

A person who thinks they’re the best at their job and never admits they’re wrong, even when the whole team is laughing at them.

I said it’d be done by Monday. Now it’s Thursday and I’m still arguing with the printer.

He said he’d fix it in ten minutes. Now it’s ten hours and he’s still yelling at the computer.

She said she’d finish the report by noon. It’s now midnight and she still doesn’t know what a report is.

A person who talks big about how fast they’ll get things done and then disappears for days, only to show up with a coffee and a bad excuse.

He said he’d be here by noon. I showed up at noon and he wasn’t even there. He showed up at 3 PM with a coffee and said his dog ate his laptop.

She promised she’d be done by lunch. She showed up at 5 PM with a burger and said she had a ‘mental breakdown’.

He said he’d be finished in two days. He showed up on the third day with a headache and a bottle of whiskey.

A person who lies about how fast they’ll finish their work and then takes so long people start to question if they’re even working at all.

He said he’d be done by Friday. Now it’s Monday and he still doesn’t know what Friday was.

She said she’d finish it by noon. It’s now midnight and she still doesn’t know what a report is.

He said he’d be done in an hour. Now it’s been six hours and he still hasn’t even started.

A person who always says they’ll finish their work fast and then ends up taking forever because they’re too busy arguing with the coffee machine.

He said he’d be done by lunch. He’s still arguing with the coffee machine at 7 PM.

She said she’d be finished by 5 PM. She’s still at her desk at 10 PM, arguing with the printer.

He said he’d be done in ten minutes. He’s been at it for ten hours and still hasn’t even started.

A person who always promises things will be done quickly and then ends up taking forever because they can’t even make a simple decision.

He said he’d be done by noon. He still can’t decide what color the font should be.

She said she’d be finished by 5 PM. She still can’t decide if it should be a report or a poem.

He said he’d be done in two days. He still can’t decide if he wants to eat pizza or cereal for breakfast.