Fabrication for the Nation

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When the government makes up a big fat lie to hide their mess or blame someone else.
The president said the fire was caused by aliens. Nobody believed him.
They blamed the dog for the whole mess, even though it was just eating a sandwich.
The government said the moon landing was fake, but they didn’t bring a camera.
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A fancy way of saying the government pulled a prank on the whole country to cover up their blunder.
They told everyone the president got into a fight with a chicken. It was just a misunderstanding.
They said the president was kidnapped by aliens. It was just a bad haircut.
They made up a whole story about a robot stealing the budget. It was just a broken calculator.
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The government's version of telling a really bad joke to the whole country to make themselves look better.
They said the president was attacked by ninjas. It was just a bunch of people in costumes.
They claimed the president was taken by aliens. It was just a bad phone call.
They said the president was turned into a frog. It was just a weird hat.
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The government making up a whole mess of nonsense to hide their mistake and look like heroes.
They said the president was fighting a dragon. It was just a really loud vacuum.
They told the world the president was turned into a chicken. It was just a bad disguise.
They made up a story about the president flying a spaceship. It was just a broken blender.
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The government telling the whole country a tall tale to cover up their failure or make someone else look bad.
They said the president was turned into a cow. It was just a really bad costume.
They told everyone the president was in a war with a toaster. It was just a broken plug.
They made up a story about the president running away from a ghost. It was just a really loud fan.
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When the government lies so hard, they think they’re on a reality show and the whole country is their audience.
They told the country the president was fighting a giant lobster. It was just a really loud shell.
They said the president was taken by aliens. It was just a bad phone call.
They told everyone the president was in a secret war with a banana. It was just a really weird fruit.
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