Fabricanted

I walked into the meeting wearing a dead cat’s fur and said, 'The moon is made of spaghetti.'

He showed up with a wig that looked like a dead cat and claimed the president was a ghost.

She wore a cat wig and talked about pizza in the middle of a meeting.

He said he won the lottery and the president called him.

She told everyone her dog could do math.

He claimed he could juggle cats and had a degree from Mars.

'Check it out,' he said, looking at the lady in the grocery line.

She whispered, 'Look at that ass,' while walking down the street.

He said, 'That’s the best one yet,' while eating a sandwich.

He beat me in a race and told a joke about cheese.

He made the whole class laugh and finished first in the track meet.

He ran faster than a goat and made a joke about pizza.

'There are five Fabrics in this room,' he said, looking around.

She whispered, 'There’s a Fabric in every corner of this school.'

He said, 'This party is full of Fabrics.'

She said, 'I don’t need to be tall to be awesome.'

He said, 'She’s short but still the best.'

She walked in and said, 'I don’t need height to be fabulous.'

He got three tickets for parking in front of the school.

He got a ticket for parking in the teacher’s spot.

He got two tickets for parking in the principal’s driveway.