Fabric scissors

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Scissors that get so angry when they see paper that they might just cry blood.
My fabric scissors tried to murder my homework. It was tragic.
I used paper once. Now they hate me. I think they’re plotting revenge.
They looked at my envelope like it was a death sentence.
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These scissors don’t just cut fabric, they’re in love with it.
I tried to cut cardboard. My scissors broke up with me. They moved to the fabric side of the house.
They whisper sweet nothings to the fabric. I’m just the enemy.
They gave me the silent treatment after I touched paper.
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These scissors are like a diva who only takes fabric selfies.
I tried to cut a receipt. They threw a tantrum and left a hole in my paper.
They took a picture of the fabric and posted it on Instagram. I got a side-eye.
They wouldn’t even look at my envelope. It was too basic.
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These scissors have a strict diet: only fabric. No paper. No nonsense.
I tried to cut a ticket. They yelled at me and left a notch in the paper.
They’re like a fitness trainer who only lets fabric in.
They gave me the side-eye when I touched paper. I think they’re gonna report me to the scissors police.
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These scissors are so picky they only date fabric. Paper is just a bad idea.
I tried to cut paper. They broke up with me. It was a total mess.
They’re like a picky boyfriend who only wants fabric.
They gave me the cold shoulder when I brought out the paper. It was brutal.
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These scissors have a grudge against paper. It’s been going on for years.
I used paper once. Now they hate me. It’s a long-running feud.
They throw paper in the trash like it’s their enemy.
They’ve been plotting revenge since the day I touched paper.
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