Fabric penis

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A piece of fabric that hangs between your legs like a fake penis, making you look like you bought a costume from a discount store.
My dad wore a towel as a fabric penis and called it a fashion statement.
She tried to pass off a dishcloth as a fabric penis and it fell apart during lunch.
He walked into the room with a fabric penis that was bigger than his real one, and no one believed him.
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A flimsy piece of fabric stuck between your legs, pretending to be a real penis, but it’s just a lie.
My brother’s fabric penis fell off during a dance party and everyone laughed at him.
She wore a fabric penis to a job interview and got rejected for being weird.
He tried to impress his date with a fabric penis, but it was just a cheap shower curtain.
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When you stick a piece of fabric between your legs and hope no one notices you’re faking it.
He wore a fabric penis to a bar and no one even asked what it was.
My mom tried to hide her fabric penis under a shirt, but it peeked out.
He brought his fabric penis to a fight and it got torn apart by the first punch.
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