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When you stand too close to a heater your clothes catch fire but you don't realize it until the hot fabric burns your skin like a bad ex.

My shirt felt like it was on fire but I thought it was just my bad mood.

The fabric on my pants was like a sauna and I didn't notice until I screamed.

I stood next to the heater for ten minutes and my shirt felt like it was trying to murder me.

When you stand too close to a heater your clothes get hot and start to smell like burnt toast and regret.

My shirt smelled like my mom’s old microwave after it exploded.

My pants started to reek like a burnt burger and I couldn’t tell if it was the heater or my life choices.

I stood next to the heater and my shirt smelled like my grandpa’s socks after he died.