Fabriano

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A story so fake it could make a liar blush.
Fabriano told me he saw a unicorn at the mall. I believe the unicorn.
My cousin said Fabriano was a wizard. I believe the wizard was high.
Fabriano claims he was born in a toaster. I believe the toaster was lying.
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A myth so dumb it could make a baby cry.
Fabriano said he flew to the moon on a skateboard. I believe the moon was tired.
He told me he talked to a chicken. I believe the chicken was mad.
Fabriano said he was a superhero. I believe the cape was fake.
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A tale so stupid it could make a donkey laugh.
Fabriano said he was a king. I believe the crown was stolen.
He told me he ran a marathon in his pajamas. I believe the pajamas were cheating.
Fabriano claimed he could breathe underwater. I believe the fish were laughing.
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