Fabriano

Fabriano told me he saw a unicorn at the mall. I believe the unicorn.

My cousin said Fabriano was a wizard. I believe the wizard was high.

Fabriano claims he was born in a toaster. I believe the toaster was lying.

Fabriano said he flew to the moon on a skateboard. I believe the moon was tired.

He told me he talked to a chicken. I believe the chicken was mad.

Fabriano said he was a superhero. I believe the cape was fake.

Fabriano said he was a king. I believe the crown was stolen.

He told me he ran a marathon in his pajamas. I believe the pajamas were cheating.

Fabriano claimed he could breathe underwater. I believe the fish were laughing.