fabreze nazi

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a person who sprays Fabreze like it's the last day on Earth and you're the last person standing
I sprayed Fabreze so hard I scared the cat away.
He sprayed the whole room like it was a warzone.
She sprayed Fabreze in my face during lunch.
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someone who thinks Fabreze is the only thing that matters in life and will fight you for it
He started a fight over which Fabreze scent was better.
She sprayed me in the hallway just because I said I didn't like it.
He used Fabreze to win a bet.
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a person who smells like a Fabreze commercial and doesn't care if you die from the fumes
He sprayed the whole classroom like it was a Fabreze ad.
She walked in and I almost fainted from the smell.
He sprayed the teacher's desk and now the whole school smells like lavender.
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a person who will spray you with Fabreze even if you're already dead
He sprayed me even though I was sleeping.
She sprayed the whole gym just to be annoying.
He sprayed my dog and now it smells like a flower shop.
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a person who uses Fabreze like it's a weapon and you're the target
He sprayed me during math class like it was a battle.
She sprayed me in the face during recess.
He sprayed the whole room and I had to leave because it was too much.
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a person who can't stand the smell of anything else and will spray you for it
He sprayed me because I used a different brand.
She sprayed the whole hallway just because I didn't like her scent.
He sprayed me in the face during lunch just to be dramatic.
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