Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who sprays Fabreze like it's the last day on Earth and you're the last person standing

I sprayed Fabreze so hard I scared the cat away.

He sprayed the whole room like it was a warzone.

She sprayed Fabreze in my face during lunch.

2

someone who thinks Fabreze is the only thing that matters in life and will fight you for it

He started a fight over which Fabreze scent was better.

She sprayed me in the hallway just because I said I didn't like it.

He used Fabreze to win a bet.

3

a person who smells like a Fabreze commercial and doesn't care if you die from the fumes

He sprayed the whole classroom like it was a Fabreze ad.

She walked in and I almost fainted from the smell.

He sprayed the teacher's desk and now the whole school smells like lavender.

4

a person who will spray you with Fabreze even if you're already dead

He sprayed me even though I was sleeping.

She sprayed the whole gym just to be annoying.

He sprayed my dog and now it smells like a flower shop.

5

a person who uses Fabreze like it's a weapon and you're the target

He sprayed me during math class like it was a battle.

She sprayed me in the face during recess.

He sprayed the whole room and I had to leave because it was too much.

6

a person who can't stand the smell of anything else and will spray you for it

He sprayed me because I used a different brand.

She sprayed the whole hallway just because I didn't like her scent.

He sprayed me in the face during lunch just to be dramatic.