Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lying so hard you’re sweating truth and your pants are on fire

I ate 12 pizzas by myself. My stomach is now a pizza oven.

I didn’t just fail the test. I gave the test a failing grade.

My dog can do math. He added 2 + 2 and got 5. I’m proud.

2

Making up stories so wild you think you’re in a horror movie

I got chased by a giant chicken. It had a sword. I lost.

My math teacher is a vampire. He drinks my brain juice.

I didn’t just lose my phone. I lost my soul to a toaster.

3

Bragging so much your nose is getting a medal

I’m so cool I could freeze time. I didn’t. I just took a nap.

I don’t just win games. I make the game cry.

My hair is so shiny it’s giving the sun a hard time.

4

Telling the truth so loud it’s screaming

I didn’t just say that. I yelled it to the moon.

I’m not just tired. I’m exhausted. I’m exhausted of being tired.

My dog is not just cute. He’s a superhero. He has a cape. It’s a napkin.

5

Lying so much your brain is now a used tissue

I didn’t just lie. I lied so hard my brain is now a used tissue.

I didn’t just win. I beat the game. I beat the game’s brother. I beat the game’s brother’s dog.

I didn’t just eat a sandwich. I devoured it. I devoured it so hard it became a legend.