Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the guy who thinks he’s the main character but he’s just a sidekick in everyone else’s story

I’m not the main character I’m just the one who shows up when the main character fails

Fabremymoose is the reason I have a second job

If I was the main character I wouldn’t be texting you about this

2

the person who claims they’re the best but can’t even beat their own cousin in a video game

I beat my cousin in Mario Kart once

Fabremymoose is the reason I have a second life

He said he was the best but he couldn’t even beat me in a game

3

the annoying kid who talks too much and doesn’t know when to stop

Fabremymoose won’t stop talking even when I’m trying to sleep

He talked so much I had to turn off my phone

He’s like a broken parrot that won’t stop repeating the same thing

4

the guy who thinks he’s a superhero but he can’t even tie his own shoes

He said he was a superhero but he can’t even tie his shoes

Fabremymoose tried to save me but he fell over

He has a cape but no idea how to use it

5

the person who makes up wild stories and expects everyone to believe them

He told me he was a pirate but he can’t even swim

Fabremymoose said he lived in a castle but it’s just his mom’s house

He said he fought dragons but he just fought his little brother

6

the kid who thinks he’s the king of everything but he can’t even win a game of tag

He thinks he’s the king but he can’t even win tag

Fabremymoose tried to rule the playground but he got chased by a toddler

He said he was the king but he got beat by a first grader