Fabreezed

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Like you let out a fart so soft it’s like a whisper, and then you spray Fabreeze like it’s magic to cover up your butt’s betrayal.

I just Fabreezed the whole room after my brother’s lunchtime burp.

She Fabreezed the gym after the yoga class ran out of air.

He Fabreezed the car after his dog took a nap in the backseat.

You spray it on something that smells like a dead raccoon in a sock, and it instantly becomes a fancy perfume.

I Fabreezed my gym bag after it smelled like my socks had a life of their own.

She Fabreezed the classroom after the science experiment went sideways.

He Fabreezed the bus after the kid brought a lunch that was a crime against humanity.

You’re just chilling at the beach or pool, probably because you’re avoiding your mom’s questions about your GPA.

I was Fabreezed at the pool, trying to forget I failed math.

She was Fabreezed at the beach, texting her ex about her new life.

He was Fabreezed at the lake, pretending he didn’t have a report card in his pocket.

That person who comes in with a can of Fabreeze like it’s a weapon and starts shooting it everywhere because they’ve had enough of your stink.

My neighbor came in like a superhero with Fabreeze and saved my room from death.

She busted out Fabreeze like it was a war and my stink was the enemy.

He came in with Fabreeze like he was about to kill my dog’s bad breath.