fabreeze

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Spray a stinky thing until it smells like a clean sock instead of a dirty sock that lived in a trash can.

I sprayed the toilet until it smelled like my mom's couch after she got a pedicure.

He used Fabreeze on his gym bag like it was a crime scene.

I sprayed my shirt until it no longer reeked like my brother's feet after a two-week road trip.

Chilling by the pool or beach like you own the place and the sun is your personal servant.

She was lounging by the pool like she was royalty and the sun was her butler.

He was at the beach like he had a private cabana and a coconut waiter.

They were chilling by the pool like they had paid for the whole damn place.

Farting so light it’s like a breeze from a Fabreeze can, barely messing with the air.

He farted so light it felt like a breeze from a Fabreeze can.

She let one out so quiet it was like a whisper from a ghost.

He passed gas so gently it didn’t even make the air move.

A person who comes in like a hero and sprays Fabreeze until the stink is gone and you can actually breathe again.

She came in like a superhero and sprayed the room until it smelled like a clean hotel room.

He busted out the Fabreeze like it was the last hope for humanity.

He saved my apartment from the smell of my roommate’s old socks.