Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fatty boy who makes your life a mess. Like a greasy burger that won’t stop making noise.

Why is this faboy still breathing? He’s been eating for three hours.

That faboy just sat on my chair. Now it’s permanently stained.

I saw this faboy eat a whole pizza by himself. I almost cried.

2

A boy who’s basically a walking meatball. He’s loud, he’s messy, and he’s always in your way.

This faboy just screamed in my ear. I’m still ringing.

He’s the reason my math test got stained with ketchup.

I can’t walk through the hallway without this faboy tripping me.

3

A chunky kid who thinks he’s the king of the snack aisle. He’s always stealing your chips and eating them like it’s a crime.

That faboy took my last chip. I had to eat a crouton for lunch.

He stole my chips and then ate them like they were gold.

He’s the reason the snack machine broke. He was chewing it.

4

A boy who’s so fat he looks like he’s about to explode. And he’s always exploding in the worst places.

He exploded in the gym. Now the floor is sticky.

He exploded during lunch. The teacher had to clean up.

He exploded right in front of the principal. No one was surprised.

5

A boy who’s basically a blob. He moves like a blob and eats like a blob. He’s just a blob with a face.

That faboy moved like a blob. I almost tripped over him.

He eats like a blob. He ate my entire sandwich.

He’s just a blob with a face. I saw him cry once.

6

A boy who’s so big he makes the cafeteria look like a prison. He’s the reason the lunch line is so slow.

He’s so big, the cafeteria looks like a prison. I can’t escape.

He’s the reason the lunch line is so slow. I waited for 20 minutes.

He took up two seats. Now I have to sit with him.