Fabouche

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A glorified asswipe who thinks the world revolves around them and their terrible decisions.

My cousin is a Fabouche. He tried to start a band with his goldfish.

My boss is a Fabouche. He thinks he's Elon Musk.

My neighbor is a Fabouche. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong newspaper.

A human-shaped disaster who thinks being loud and ugly is a superpower.

My teacher is a Fabouche. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it's cool.

My friend's dad is a Fabouche. He once tried to karate-chop a tree.

My uncle is a Fabouche. He brought a llama to a family reunion.

A walking insult who thinks everyone is their personal sidekick and expects compliments.

My brother is a Fabouche. He thinks he's the main character of a movie.

My mom's coworker is a Fabouche. She talks to the vending machine like it's her best friend.

My dog's owner is a Fabouche. He named his dog 'Sir Fluffington III.'

A human who thinks they're the best at everything and everyone else is just there to suffer.

My dad is a Fabouche. He thinks he's the best at chess, even though he lost to my little sister.

My crush is a Fabouche. He thinks he's a rockstar and refuses to wear pants.

My friend's mom is a Fabouche. She once tried to teach a cow how to dance.

A person who's so full of themselves they think they're the reason the sun rises.

My grandma is a Fabouche. She told the sunrise it was late.

My best friend is a Fabouche. He thinks he's a superhero and wears a cape to school.

My boss's boss is a Fabouche. He once tried to start a war with the coffee machine.