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Fabotage is when you mess with someone's Facebook like a vandal in a candy store. It’s way better than frape because it doesn’t make rape sound like a joke.
I changed my ex’s bio to say he’s a goat farmer. His mom believed it.
I posted a picture of my crush’s dog wearing a clown hat. He cried.
I made my teacher’s Facebook page say she’s a pirate. She got 200 friend requests.
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Fabotage is like stealing someone’s Facebook and making a fool out of them. It’s the rude cousin of frape who shows up uninvited and brings a pizza.
I put my crush’s dog in a TikTok dance. He got 10,000 likes.
I changed my math teacher’s status to say she’s in love with a chicken. She got suspended.
I posted a video of my mom singing karaoke. Her friends thought she was a rockstar.
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Fabotage is when you take over someone’s Facebook and make them look like a total idiot. It’s like frape, but with more chaos and less respect.
I changed my dad’s Facebook picture to a cat. He got 500 friend requests from people who thought he was a cat.
I put my crush’s name on a dating app and matched with his mom.
I made my best friend’s status say he’s a pirate. He got 100 messages from people asking for treasure.
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Fabotage is like hacking into someone’s Facebook and making them look like a moron. It’s a smarter, dirtier version of frape that doesn’t care about your feelings.
I posted a picture of my crush’s dog wearing a tutu. He got 200 likes and a bunch of comments.
I changed my teacher’s bio to say she’s a professional dancer. She got 150 friend requests.
I put my mom’s Facebook status to say she’s in love with a chicken. Her friends sent her flowers.
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Fabotage is when you take over someone’s Facebook and make them look like a total embarrassment. It’s frape’s edgier, dirtier cousin who brings a pizza and a curse.
I changed my crush’s bio to say he’s a goat farmer. His mom believed it.
I posted a video of my dad singing opera. He got 300 likes and a standing ovation.
I made my teacher’s Facebook say she’s a pirate. She got 50 messages from people asking for treasure.
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