Faborusorzulu

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A word for someone who looks so good they make you want to punch the universe.
I walked into the room and saw her. I immediately wanted to punch the universe.
He looked like he just stepped out of a spaceship and brought a side of hell.
My dog looked at me like I had just insulted his entire family.
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Someone so good-looking they could make a priest lose faith and a witch turn into a goat.
She walked in and the priest forgot how to pray.
That guy looked so good, my witch neighbor turned into a goat.
My cat stopped meowing and stared at him like he was a new kind of food.
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A person who looks so good, it’s like the devil gave them a make-over and forgot to charge them.
She looked like the devil gave her a make-over and didn’t even charge her.
That guy walked in, and the devil looked like he got robbed.
My dog looked at me like I had a bad hair day and forgot to eat.
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Someone who looks so good, even the angels get jealous and start fighting over who gets to be their sidekick.
She looked so good, the angels started fighting over who would be her sidekick.
That guy came in, and the angels looked like they had a bad day at work.
My cat looked at me like I had forgotten to feed it and insulted its mom.
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A person so fabulous, they make your face look like it’s been through a war and lost.
She looked so good, my face looked like it had been through a war and lost.
That guy came in and my face looked like it had been hit by a truck and a pizza.
My dog looked at me like I had eaten a bad sandwich and insulted his family.
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