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So faded you look like a ghost who got run over by a truck full of glitter.
My jeans are so faded they look like they were dipped in dirt and then left in the sun for a decade.
This shirt is so faded I can’t tell if it’s white or if it’s just sad.
My mom’s socks are so faded they look like they’ve been through a war and a divorce.
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So faded your face looks like it was painted with old crayon and left outside in the rain.
My face is so faded I look like I’ve been crying for 20 years and never washed it.
This shirt is so faded I swear it’s trying to disappear.
My brother’s pants are so faded they look like they were made of smoke.
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So faded your outfit looks like it got thrown in a trash can and then forgotten.
My outfit is so faded I look like I’ve been living in a landfill for a month.
This shirt is so faded I can’t tell if it’s red or just really tired.
My pants are so faded they look like they’ve been through a fire and a fashion disaster.
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So faded your look is like a zombie who got hit by a blender.
My look is so faded I look like I’ve been dead for a year and then stepped in a fruit smoothie.
This shirt is so faded I can’t tell if it’s blue or just really sad.
My jeans are so faded they look like they were soaked in coffee and then left in the sun.
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So faded you look like a crayon that got stuck in a blender and then left in the sun.
My shirt is so faded I look like I was dipped in old paint and then forgotten.
This outfit is so faded I can’t tell if it’s purple or just really tired.
My socks are so faded they look like they’ve been through a war and a fashion fail.
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