Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Being fabooshed is when you realize how totally awesome you are and it makes your brain explode

I walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. I was fabooshed.

My dog looked at me like I just invented pizza. I was fabooshed.

I got a standing ovation at a gas station. I was fabooshed.

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Fabooshed is a word so overused it’s like a broken blender trying to make smoothies

My friend called me fabooshed for wearing socks with sandals. I screamed.

I used the word fabooshed three times in one sentence. My dog left me.

My mom said I was fabooshed for eating cereal for dinner. I cried.

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Fabooshed is a stupid word Perez Hilton made up to sound cool and he used it way too much

Perez Hilton called me fabooshed for liking tacos. I called him a fraud.

He used fabooshed in a tweet 17 times. I unfollowed him.

He said I was fabooshed for wearing a hat. I threw a hat at him.

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Fabooshed is when you take a rusty fork and stab your butt with it while a goldfish screams in your face

I tried to fabooshed myself and now my butt is on fire.

My goldfish died during my fabooshed ritual. I cried.

I used a rusty fork. My butt screamed. I got a standing ovation.

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Fabooshed is a hot guy or girl who is so cool they hang out with glitter and diamonds all day

My fabooshed friend wore glitter to the grocery store. I was impressed.

She was so fabooshed she walked into a wall and didn’t care.

He was fabooshed and had a diamond necklace. I got jealous.

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Fabooshed is the name of a guy who sells stupid shiny things and he lives in Vancouver

I bought a necklace from Fabooshed and it was just a piece of string.

He sold me a hat that looked like a disco ball. I wore it to work.

He told me I was fabooshed. I left his store and cried.

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Fabooshed is when you poop your pants and the sound is so loud it wakes up your neighbor’s cat

I fabooshed in front of my boss. He gave me a warning.

I pooped my pants and my dog laughed. I cried.

I was fabooshed during a Zoom call. My coworkers left.