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A poor person who thinks they’re rich and tries to act like they know what they’re doing.
I saw my cousin at the mall wearing a fake designer shirt. He thought he was a king.
My neighbor tried to order a lobster bisque like it was a normal lunch.
My friend’s mom tried to sound fancy by saying 'I’m just going to the grocery store.'
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A nobody who thinks they're part of the elite and talks like they own the place.
My uncle tried to talk to the waiter like he was his best friend.
My cousin’s dad tried to say 'bon appétit' at a burger place.
My mom tried to be fancy by saying 'I’m just going to the mall.'
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A broke person trying to act like they have money and don’t know how to be humble.
My brother tried to order a whole pizza by himself and acted like he was paying for a party.
My cousin’s sister tried to say 'I’m just going to the store.' like it was a big deal.
My dad tried to sound rich by saying 'I just got a new car.' which was a used minivan.
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A person who’s broke but thinks they’re fancy and acts like they have money.
My aunt tried to say 'I’m just going to the movies.' like it was a big deal.
My cousin’s dad tried to talk to the pizza guy like he was a personal friend.
My brother tried to say 'I’m just going to the mall.' like it was the end of the world.
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A poor person who thinks they’re rich and talks like they know what they’re doing.
My cousin tried to order a whole pizza like it was a regular thing.
My uncle tried to say 'I’m just going to the grocery store.' like it was a fancy event.
My neighbor tried to talk to the waiter like he was a personal friend.
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