faboogle

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Faboogle is when you stalk someone on Facebook like a crazy person trying to find them. It’s like Facebook and Google had a baby, and it’s annoying.
I faboogled my ex just to see if she’s still single. She’s not. She’s married to my best friend.
I faboogled my teacher to find out if she’s on Facebook. She is. And she’s been posting pictures of my face.
I faboogled my mom to find out if she’s been cheating on my dad. She hasn’t. But she’s been cheating on my brother.
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A faboogle is a dance that was once cool but now it’s like the saddest thing you’ve ever seen. It’s the dance version of a bad haircut.
My cousin did the faboogle at the party. It was like watching a cat fight a robot.
My grandma tried the faboogle at the wedding. Everyone left.
My dog tried the faboogle. He got stuck in the couch.
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